Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Because Lola Has One...

I have been hearing rumors that Lola is on here bad mouthing me. So I made Mom put up a blog for me too so I can keep up with what is going on. Plus, it's not fair that SHE had one and I didn't.

First things first. I want to clear my name. I did NOT have anything to do with what happened at the Fire Hydrant club over the past weekend. Fine bunch of dogs in there and I intend to join them myself. Besides, I don't even know any Honey Badgers! What you heard was Lola running a smear campaign against me, nothing more.

Second, I like pugs, I like all dogs, hell I even like cats. I just don't like She Pug (aka Lola).

Showing my sensitive side....damn I am good looking!

In my FruFru sweater Mom made me wear.

Yes, she makes me wear these embarrassing things because I have very little fur and get cold easy. I also realize how ridiculous I look in them.

In my Army days, sometimes Mom gets bored and plays with my pictures.

I was caught stealing laundry out of the dryer.

I love my Mom, I wouldn't really bite her like She Pug did, I was just playing.

My adventures in the Arctic...What, you don't believe me?

Yeah, just Mom bored again. Although I wouldn't turn my nose up at a Peep!

Larry Merrill drew this wonderful picture of me and then put me in his book!

Cute again, sometimes I am so cute I can't even stand myself!

Confession time. Just want to get this out there on the table before She Pug starts running her mouth about my past. I'm not going to lie to you, I did some time in jail. Nothing major I got caught trying to steal a cordless phone. Since it came so close on the heels of the "clothes in the dryer" caper they socked me in prison. What can I say? I was young and those days are behind me.


  1. oh my goodness your bald like my sister Truffle! Mommy makes her wear pajamas and little sweaters all the time! Your a cute little thing! how much do you weigh? My sister Truffle is the biggest of all three of us and weighs 7 1/2 pounds while Godiva weighs in at 6 pounds and me at 5.

    Thank you for messaging me! i look forward to getting to know you better!

    Tail Wiggles & Puppy Kisses,

    Coco The Princess

  2. Hello TUCKER!

    (say this like Jerry says "Hello NEWMAN" on Seinfeld).

    Welcome to blogging....I guess. ;-)